Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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