All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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