So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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