is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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