How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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