I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
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So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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