can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
