I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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