There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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