this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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I need you to use more vowels.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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