Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
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Depends on which is easier - not picking up fat chicks, or putting together a 200 piece flat-packed couch.
Depends if the furniture is breaking because she's fat or because of what you're doing on it
why is it assumed to be a girl? guys break shit all the time
yeah we do usually eachothers face
Or maybe she only brings him to her place when she needs furniture put together and pays him with sexual acts.
"fat chick in a little bed......" oh wait... That's not how it goes.
Ikea is the shit. Maybe you should just stop fucking on such good furniture and start using various appliances or a bed maybe....or the two of you can hop in the shower together. Then again, I'm just assuming you guys are fucking on it. She could just be sloppy and staining it w/ food, drinks, etc.
You're probably right I have pier one and there is a few party fouls on them.
Ikea is awesome
Its probably a belligerent guy drunk spilling and breaking crap not a fat chick. She'd have to be like 600 lbs to do real damage and we don't bring those home at U of IL
oh no you do bring them home...you just dont tell anyone...this guy is running out of excuses as to why his furniture is always broken