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  Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture

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• Depends on which is easier - not picking up fat chicks, or putting together a 200 piece flat-packed couch.

  Submitted by RuralNinja on Mar 28, 11 at 5:42pm

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• Depends if the furniture is breaking because she's fat or because of what you're doing on it

  Submitted by Phys on Mar 28, 11 at 5:45pm

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• why is it assumed to be a girl? guys break shit all the time

  Submitted by Lakersgurl on Mar 29, 11 at 2:08am

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  • yeah we do usually eachothers face

    Submitted by firefox86 on Mar 29, 11 at 6:01am

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• Or maybe she only brings him to her place when she needs furniture put together and pays him with sexual acts.

  Submitted by Pill_Sung on Mar 29, 11 at 11:41am

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• Its probably a belligerent guy drunk spilling and breaking crap not a fat chick. She'd have to be like 600 lbs to do real damage and we don't bring those home at U of IL

  Submitted by erisblake on Mar 29, 11 at 9:12am

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• Ikea is the shit. Maybe you should just stop fucking on such good furniture and start using various appliances or a bed maybe....or the two of you can hop in the shower together. Then again, I'm just assuming you guys are fucking on it. She could just be sloppy and staining it w/ food, drinks, etc.

  Submitted by BABY_IM_BLONDE on Mar 28, 11 at 6:48pm

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  • You're probably right I have pier one and there is a few party fouls on them.

    Submitted by sumsumsay on Mar 28, 11 at 6:58pm

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• "fat chick in a little bed......" oh wait... That's not how it goes.

  Submitted by Romulus1969 on Mar 28, 11 at 8:56pm

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• Ikea is awesome

  Submitted by hellolove22 on Mar 28, 11 at 4:22pm

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• oh no you do bring them home...you just dont tell anyone...this guy is running out of excuses as to why his furniture is always broken

  Submitted by thejoker219 on Mar 29, 11 at 2:01pm

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