Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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