Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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