he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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