So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.