i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard