she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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