If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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