Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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