girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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