She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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