You can't motorboat a personality
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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