What a fucking waste of an outfit
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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