Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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