I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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