ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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