Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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