i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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