spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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