how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he shaved USA in his pubs
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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