It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
