We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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