do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Pooping to opera.
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