so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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