fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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