I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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