but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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