the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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