In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
40s are totally the cure
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
