My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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