You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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