"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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