You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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