check it out our google latitudes are spooning
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
In America we eat man semen.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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