they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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