whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
A+ Viking dick
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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