Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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