D3 body, D1 cock
you guys were way drunker than both of me
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Randomize
