Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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