I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
We had to coat check the pizza.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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