i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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