my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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