as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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