I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Randomize
