would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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