u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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