Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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