I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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