Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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