What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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