are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
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