Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
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I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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